Stop Romanticising Unsolved Weirdness it's Addictive Junk Food!

AND THEN, When You Think It Isn't Aliens.  .  .

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.  .  . It Just Goes Weird!

I remember reading an article on my phone's news feed claiming we have large wild cats roaming around in the UK! A Warwick University PhD has confirmed it's big cat DNA with a test! To be fair, closer inspection showed the article to be a year old, but you can google the story anyway, loads of websites've reported on it!

Aggressive Creatures

No lying, this is a belter of a fact that really sparked my imagination, reviving the memory of The Beast of Gévaudan. I was all, 'Wow! We're gonna have our own countryside beast!' But, I mean, realistically, that French thing ate around 60 to 150 people! It got me thinking about a certain pair of man-eating Lions in 1898, Kenya. They killed around 135 people! I watched a Michael Douglas film about it — The Ghost and the Darkness (1996). Seriously, straight up! They also killed a few armed soldiers sent to hunt them down! Our DNA certified monster must be vegan or prefer mice! 

The Mystery Segways Off

Anyway, the same evening after filling my head with articles and YouTube videos showing out of focus cats, we all settled down to enjoy Netflix. Unsolved Mysteries, the cattle mutilation episode. Before the show found it's mojo I knew it would be a panther, or an escaped tiger! No brainer! I was gonna solve the mystery like I did with the Mothperson (its just an owl!) and the family would watch me nail this like an MI5 inspector on commission rates! Surprisingly, I was stumped. Dead cattle, no trails of any kind surrounding them, no footsteps, tyre marks, predator tracks, nothing! The show detailed the specific removal of organs, heat based cuts, some cattle showed signs of being dropped! The absence of blood was another recurring theme, and the occassional carcass was found miles away! They're really heavy! 

What Do They Know? 

Okay, admittedly, I got carried away, and slightly pulled-in to it. The FBI files here are from the 70s investigations in Albuquerque, Mexico. It perplexed the FBI bloke in the documents. Many years later and we can see our Guardian newspaper has reported on the Texas incidents. It seems to be world wide and not just cows, but other creatures, as well as people. We needn't venture into human mutilation but, for example: the corpse of a Brazilian man was discovered near Guarapiranga Reservoir, São Paulo in 1988; precise cuts, organ removal, no blood. There are loony theories surrounding cattle mutilation. A helicopter flying members of a satanic cult down the local ranch, but again, nothing has been proven! These things are not directly reported in the UK, but we had reports of it in Wales from 2001. 

It is strange how the precise removal of the cattle tongues was a theme in the show. Look at this, you can read the police comments about a dead cow near Charmy Down, Somerset; it's tongue was also strangely removed: it was done with a significant degree of precision. What's even creepier is when you really think about all those people who disappear without a trace. I know it's not recent, but in 2022, 5200 human beings vanished. No trace Gone. 

The Spooky Part is The Unknown

This table is from the UK Missing Persons Unit:

In 2010, Mike Freebury from Walsall, (just up the road from me!), was a member of the Animal Pathology Field Unit (APFU) and he linked attacks to UFOs! We're going into flying saucer, Dorito territory here because when you do get all deductive with this stuff, that's where it leads you! 

I obviously get excited and carried away! All those cliché UFO fridge magnet platitudes raced around my cortex! We are not alone! The Zoo Hypothesis is true! The Reticulans’re hiding from us so they don't bias their project! If, on the other hand, ranchers found a little chocolate egg deliberately left at every mutilation? Do you see where I'm going here? We would have to draw cultural parallels with the Easter Bunny instead. I'll use a shakespeare villain explain. Iago planted Desdemona's handkerchief in Othello to alter the narrative by setting the scene. He staged it! 

Reckoning This Shit Up

Wealthy ranchers can afford to put cameras on their cattle, up on high poles all around their land. They never mentioned doing this! Why not if its a problem?! 

What's more likely?:

A.) Aliens — with a confused concept of what a good carvery really is — literally fly light years for some tongues and testicles?

or

B.) A seventies reporter negotiated a clever arrangement with a beef rancher about a spooky news feature? 

But Really?? Mate. . . Aliens? 

These freaky 'every-now-and-again' media stories keep reporters and journalists ticking over quite nicely. Especially when the politics has run dry, do you know what I mean? The excitable fools like me keep it going! Everyone and his mum has probably seen that 2017 grainy black and white excuse of a UFO recording — yeah the blighter was stupendously fast, 15000 mph I read, but I couldn't tell. I had to take their word for it! 

I considered these nerdy UFO enthusiasts as the archetypal explorers; tirelessly searching for truth, uncovering mysteries! But now, I realised, they're the wolves in sheep’s clothing (as if sheep wear clothes!), sharing bollocks. They’re the archetypal false prophets, or the Jungian manipulators here, feeding off beliefs—that's quite comical, actual evil UFO nerds!

Most reliable experts reckoned the grainy UFO moved at 1000 mph — that's do-able! There are also reports of a flying tic tac, which allegedly left fighter pilots flummoxed. Yes, there it is, UFOs're being passed off as real. So, why did someone rename them to UAPs? Masking military covert ops? I wonder if any of the UAPs in those video clips had a stolen hoofed mammal? To what extent would a cow encumber a UAP given its weight? I certainly laboured that 50cc moped with my masculine adiposed bulk. Either way, when we see images like this as cave paintings, it screams ancient aliens was right, doesn't it? 

Abso-sodding-lutely, these beauties are 4 or 5 thousand years old and can be found in Kimberly, Australia. They're Wandjina, powerful rain maker spirits. They do clearly resemble modern aliens. But then again, shouldn't we say instead, our stupid-arse concept of aliens resemble their cave paintings of rain spirits? I don't know! No one fully knows if these cave paintings are cultural symbols, theological ideas or drawings of biological beings who sat pretty for a portrait. They look a bit Mothperson-like, don't they? 

Is It All Just Bollocks? 

Probably. But if the cave paintings are described as ancestral rain spirits or gods of the sky, does it mean they're not aliens? No. Interesting how the little grey ones are associated with experimenting with hybridization, genetically intermixing with us humans, genital and breeding  experiments. Rain is ancient symbology for fertility. In Samuel Noah Kramers discription of Enki, (Modern Iraq area) he demonstrates how this lord of the earth and waters inseminated the soil with his semen (waters) to create life. Observation of nature for ancient humans 

Are all these claims and ideas manipulations? Have we underestimated the reporters reportoire? Netflix even brought a cattle based episode of Unsolved Mysteries! A spooky story makes money and will always foster interest.  

Maybe, the Annunaki are our overlords. Thanks for reading. 

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Woke Communism Online

Archetypal Master Manipulator: Dark Lord of the Sith, Russian Master of Puppets — The Overlord

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What D'ya Mean, Woke Communist West? Conspiracy Theory Post. 

In 2010 or 2011, I joined a group on Facebook called something along the lines of 'Truth Seekers,' just to be nosey. It was like an echo chamber churning around the same principles of being enlightened or awake. This was the first time I heard the term 'woke.' Enthusiastic members everywhere. Most of the members were clearly proud of their perceived 'woke' status! Non-woke individuals outside the group were called the 'sheep,' asleep, or chewing grass. Strange isn't it? They use the term to target anyone or anything that isn't left-wing. Funnily enough, 'woke' was always a self ascribed title springing out of a narcissistic belief of being special: awake in a world that is sleeping. This 'we know what's better than you do' attitude permeates the left.

They made the West out as being lower than a hobbits nutsack. Putin, for reasons lost on me, was their hero! This 'Truth' group was heavily saturated with social justice, anti-UK and anti-US sentiment, especially with capitalism, branding us all, as usual, as 'racist' or even fascist for a change. The questions I want answered are: 

a) Was the group a one off? 

b) Had I stumbled on a Kremlin troll operation? 

c) Was it purely our own lefties? 

Knowing the level of fuck-wittery and delusion in the group I was unsure what to think. Those oddballs went on about the next generation gifts to humanity called 'indigo children'; special rainbow kids that now sound more familiar to me as I write this! They held beliefs about other pseudo-occult waffle, but sadly, I took little notice — you really wouldn't though. 'Woke' was a new term for me. It's sodding everywhere now, lived by, as some holy code by mince meat minds of young, rainbow-clad, social justice warriors. 

In 2016, shock-horror! Russia was accused of interfering in the American election. But in October 2024, our own, genius of a politician, Sofia Patel, head of operations at the Labour Party, posted an absolute incontinence pad of a political social media fail by declaring she had nearly one hundred staff heading to the States for the same reason! The woman appealed for more of her colleagues to go, and even offered to pay for housing! Embarrassing!

I've made it sound like I'm fear-mongering or pushing one out, but honestly, I'm only sharing a wacky rainbow anecdote and a touch of speculation. I lean towards character themed blogs. Take it or leave it, but the Wests perspective of Putin is a great example of Carl Jungs archetype for the Shadow: the embodiment of the master manipulator, as well as the inner dark traits we hide inside ourselves. My favourite incarnation of this archetype in movies is the well-meaning Supreme Chancellor Palpatine from the Star Wars franchise, also known as Darth Sidious, Dark Lord of the Sith. His cunning plans were second to none, mostly because he seemed so trustworthy! My other compelling characters are oompa loompa's and Indigo children. 

The UN Agenda 2030

In 2015, The United Nations started an agenda planned for 2030. Their agenda encompasses 17 individual Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs), all of which claim to tackle global challenges. Let's cast a little doubt on a few of these well-meaning Social Development Goals (SDGs). Try not to think about a master manipulator when you read then. 

(SDG 16): Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable, and inclusive institutions at all levels.

The concept of 'human rights for all' includes some quite diverse interpretations, which, let's be honest, could be quite damaging. For instance, do these rights extend to being granted permission to stay in the country if you spread radical hate speech? Will we see new rights for illegal unprocessed economic immigrants? How will the right to have abortions be monitored? For example, how often could a woman have an abortion in, let's say, a year? Would there be a limit? We sacrifice freedoms for peace and security. Authoritarians usually prescribe war or justice quicker than they support the poor and vulnerable so is this SDG helpful? 

LGBTQ+ beliefs on gender, sex and identity create controversy across various cultures and religions. If ever western secularism did nudge Abrahamic traditions into ordaining same sex marriages, please, explain how it's not stirring up trouble? History tells us that Russia has been using disinformation across the US since at least Ronald Reagan's time in office; remember the lies around aids? It reminds me of Chancellor Palpatine using double-speak in the republic senate. 'We must work together to preserve peace and stability' he said, meaning the destruction of his enemies. Do we know who wants these changes? 

The real world watched a Marxist BLM organisation protest globally after George Floyd's death, well, except for Russia, which didn't take part! The cold war was fought long and hard, and I very much doubt it ended, given the nuclear deterrent. To see so many 'woke' Putin admirers in a simple Facebook group compounded a strong message. Communism is lurking around all over the place. 

(SDG 5): Achieve gender equality and empower women and girls. 

I mean, come on! Another ticking time bomb just waiting to go off! Who saw the need to plant this? Absolutely, we can scrutinise gender pay gaps but adding gender laws when society is still ironing out the wrinkles and creases in the transgender debate is pure shit-stirring. 

When employers are burdened by targets for hiring women or providing gender statistics, I doubt there’ll be a box for trans women to tick, and even if there was, it wouldn't be widely accepted. What is a woman? 

Does any of this empower school girls when they're forced to share changing rooms with women who’re packing a male organ? You might think all this madness is political inertia, but we rarely call it clever social engineering do we? Who really is chewing grass here? 

(SDG 15): Protect, restore, and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, manage forests, combat desertification, and halt biodiversity loss.

When governments impose their strict rules on land use, companies and the public all face burdens — why should farmers be restricted from farming their own land just because an endangered species lives on it? Why should small businesses bear the brunt of these policies? Yes, we want to protect the planet, but we shouldn't have to take a nasty hit to the pocket and lose our voice! Not much is clearly set out and explained. Vagueness is ominous, a tool for the Overlord or the Palpatine type. 

(SDG 10): Reduce Inequalities

Ideologues who introduce rules to reduce inequality often make things worse! Providing equal opportunities for everyone is different from insisting certain people in specific areas should be hired to meet particular employment quotas.

(SDG 7): Ensure access to clean energy for all

Yes, we've all heard this one before! A transition to electric cars has also involved some stringent government involvement, but look at the stupidity of pushing these vehicles! 

Checkout the battery production pollution for electric cars! They're even reliant on fossil fuel-generated electricity! It's about as green as Clifford, the big red dog! Mining for lithium and cobalt degrades our environment way more than the conventional car does! The energy source used to charge them is insane because it will skyrocket greenhouse gas emissions! 

Surely, those in charge would have had an inkling that the demand for electric cars would have had dire implications? It's a new direction in manufacturing, given they're supposed to replace regular motor vehicles in the UK. Of course, car companies should have been fully up to speed on costing. Sadly, it will disproportionately hurt lower-income homes and communities. Putting personal transportation on a higher financial shelf might have a few ecological benefits: owning a car may well become a luxury for the privileged houses in the village. Classism is still inequality guys! 

Potential UN Control in Western Nations

The 2030 Agenda could lead to UN influence on Western Countries:

UN unified regulations dictating energy and human rights law is imposing on a countries sense of sovereignty, reducing decision-making. It's like how the Galactic Empire politically subdued the planet Alderaan. The UK left the EU for the same reasons concerning sovereignty, however, I don't know if the UN is as strict as the EU was pre 2016, is it common knowledge? Global resource redistribution under UN goals could bring serious change. Tax policies that hope to reduce inequality might end up causing financial burdens: there's potential for fostering dependency, which is unfair.

The extra costing for environmentally savvy parts and materials in new products will make them more expensive. It will hit the working class the most, and adding insult to injury. Global migration agreements would indubitably piss off most countries that voted for increased border control! We could go on at great length here, but, the goals sound good, don't they? The Ministry of Defense sounds better than the Ministry of War.

Final Thoughts

While the UK’s alignment with the UN Agenda 2030 and the SDGs could allegedly promote social justice, equality, and all that do-gooder tish tosh, there are legitimate concerns to be had! Much should have been taken on board before anyone started to implement this stuff, but that's humanity in the high places fighting for power and lording over its territories. 

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Was Jack The Ripper Unremarkable? ?

34 Months in Victorian Whitechapel: Ripper Archetypes, Soldiers & The Unseen Killer.

Gruesome Comic Book Art

Disclaimer: this post covers unpleasant themes, discretion is advised. 

6 to 7 min read

Ripper Archetype in Historical Fiction

Jack the Ripper became a mythical figure and I dunno why I'm covering it to be honest, it’s a case so cold it's as frozen solid as one of Keir Starmer's pensioners! Missing evidence, lost files, and insufficiently trained police all contributed. Much like Robin Hood, Jack the Ripper is an alluring archetype depicted through quite a few compelling characters, though none as embarrassing as Kevin Costner’s smug American Lord Loxley. In this blog, I've decided to share 'From Hell' with you before writing my own shit fan fiction, before subjecting you to my thoughts on who the Ripper actually was and why.

'From Hell' Public House

Alan Moore's graphic novel, ‘From Hell,’ offers a fresh perspective, adding a rich dialectical narrative to traditional Jack the Ripper lore. It gives you a deeper appreciation of Whitechapel than many other versions, because it incorporates detailed case file information. Whitechapel pulses with life on the pages, and well developed characters like Inspector Abberline are beautifully flawed but appetisingly relatable. This graphic novel vividly re-animates a dark life, capturing London's fear of the blade and its unseen wielder. Fuck-all like the film!

Top Brass Ripper Case

In The Actual Ripper Case:

Inspector Frederick Abberline was pivotal in the Jack the Ripper investigation, with deep knowledge of Whitechapel. Unlike many ex-soldiers at the time, he lacked military training — this was a good thing because they were shit! Military trained police focused on crowd control more so than investigative skills. His colleagues, Inspector Henry Moore and Chief Inspector Donald Swanson, were skilled for their time.

'From' Hell Artwork

Assistant Commissioner Sir Robert Anderson oversaw the CID during the Whitechapel murders, akin to a premiership team manager, much needed a leader.

Son of Morowa: A Ripper Profile:

The evening never tormented my eyes, nor did it expose the cursed blemishes my whore mother gave me at birth. I watched the outline of a figure. Another Dziewica Moru. This woman wore a tired black dress that dragged along the grubby pavement as she marched into Buck’s Row, not too much unlike my own matriarch herself. Naturally, I followed. 

The cold darkness was crushing inward from every angle compacting the light that tried escape the tall gas lamps. The nights chill numbed the rash under my shirt and woollen waist coat. This lady betrayed no inkling that I was near, It felt wrong to compare these women to my mother. We should’ve been stoning them for the disease they spread, but no one did! 

Syphilis Victim

I matched her trot into the shadows, as my mind replayed scenes of a recent mistake. Recollections tugged on my waistcoat like a beggar, haunted me for acknowledgement! It was just three weeks before that very moment. The flashes still play out to this day; relentless stabbing, in and out, again and again, jolting through my head! the fleshy resistance against my knife told me of the visceral gems inside her. Vile butchery, that part was good. 

Syphilis Victim

The woman's lifeblood sparkled black under the celestial glow of the moon. I felt disgusted, because I was inappropriately aroused. I killed and desecrated her, thinking of the one who gave birth to me. I had given the woman a coin, she parted chilled knees and spoke sharply in words I could not understand. 

Syphilis Victim

She was a maiden of the Morowa dziewica. I reclaimed my coin as I stood over her bloodsoaked steaming mass. She was a symbol of our resistance across the city, because the land had been lost and filled with wickedness. My warm sticky hand stung; it slid onto the blade. 

I began to fear the eyes of Morowa dziewica, the maiden of sickness, searching for me, I knew it. I had blood lust. My family might taste vengeance, maybe degenerate to vermin like those birthers of abomination across Whitechapel. 

I could hear the clippity clop of heels, so I drew even closer. The flowing black fabric became clearer, as well as her white blouse and bonnet. Another plague maiden, a test. Moving briskly toward her, I smiled and politely spoke out in my broken English.      

‘Madam, hello, please, coin for drink?’ I said, offering legal tender. 

‘Oh bloomin' eck!’ she said, holding her chest. ‘Ah neelly add art attack!’

‘Hello, please,’ I said, walking nearer, smiling. 

‘Eya, ah, knows yew, dun I?’ she said, scowling and pointing at me with uncertainty. ‘Ave I sin yew dahn the ten bells?’

‘Coin, uh . . . drink?’ I uttered, my English was awful but it got me by. We walked, she talked, oblivious of the knife I slid from my boot. 

Newspaper cuttings of the killer

Who Was Jack The Ripper?

Jack the Ripper’s victims lacked common defensive injuries, suggesting he was familiar to them, or not perceived as a threat. A young man new to sexual based homicide, likely with schizophrenia or a similar thought disordered mental illness; I believe he was a Polish-Jewish immigrant. Language barriers likely brought social camouflaged and may have contributed delusional beliefs. Poor English prevented him from writing any ‘Dear Boss’ or ‘From Hell’ letters to the police. His actions were marked by paranoid vigilance and a deep distrust of others. Other Polish Jews may have held suspicions, or like Israel Schwartz may have witnessed him, but kept silent as per their custom. 

Wall graffiti allegedly from the killer

Victim Reports:

Martha Tabram

Bled to death after 22 stab wounds to the torso and severe wounds to vital organs.

Mary Ann Nichols

Throat cut and deep abdominal stabbing. Facial injuries and missing teeth. Mutilation. 

Annie Chapman

Throat severed and abdominal mutilation. Multiple bruises and a methodical killing approach.

Elizabeth Stride

Cut to the left carotid artery and damage to the windpipe, with no mutilation.

Catherine Eddowes 

Throat cut and heavy abdominal mutilation. Removal of several organs. Bruises on her face and hand.

Mary Jane Kelly

Profound mutilation and blood loss. Severe injury to her face, neck, abdomen, and missing organs.

Common Denominators:

Stabbing, left and right handedness mentioned, cut throat, mutilation and desecration.

Trophy Items:

Cervix, left ovary, part of the bladder, left kidney, heart

Criminology Profile:

Aaron Kominsky and Nathan Kaminsky (aka David Cohen)

I refer to Martin Fido's book and the massive Ripper online community here. Suspect details were likely somewhat muddled up by undertrained police. David Cohen is a Jewish name as well as a general expression for an unknown man in the Jewish community. McNaghten and Swanson’s accounts of Kosminski could have been much better! Kaminsky, who was incarcerated after the last Ripper murder, and Cohen lived in Whitechapel and were mentally ill are very similar.

Media portrayal of Jack the Ripper

Psychological and Behavioral Profile:

A delusional killer targeting women aged roughly around his mothers age who do sex work. Possibly organ symbolism: liver as spirit, heart as soul, eyes as windows of intent, the womb as rebirth and or reproduction. Disorganised thoughts and a deranged worldview aided bizarre but methodical planning.

Whitechapel

What's the deal?

If Jack the Ripper had not gone under the radar, missing the famous suspect list I would say he was a Polish Jew. A man not properly identified, partly Cohen, with some Kosminski, or Kaminsky. The evidence suggests a delusional man processing encounters through a disturbed mind. 

Anderson's claim of the Ripper dying in an asylum, described him as a low-born Jewish immigrant; yes it supports the theory, but again, he didn't give a full name and the book was written years later. The confusion between names like Kosminsky and Kaminsky demonstrates Victorian investigative limitations. 

Jack the Ripper is a historical character fictionalised by antiquated data processing and sensationalism that helped him avoid detection.

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Barbecue Breakfast Broadcasting

Morning TV Politics: Waking up to Spicy Breakfast TV

1 to 2 min read

Full English Breakfast

Remember when morning television was just the weather and a half-baked celebrity chef? Look at things now! It's turned into a gladiatorial arena where lions grill politicians harder than a full English. Good Morning Britain has practically become 24 hours in police custody with better lighting and more makeup! 

The Interview Olympics

Watching politicians evasion skills on morning shows has become its own form of entertainment. The presenters lean forward with that 'I've got you now,' expression, but their political guests are trained in slippery dialogue and navigate questions like it's literally a verbal version of ninja warrior. If their skills were translated into a physical context these Westminster folk would br wrestling silverbacks over banana rights.

If you can recall there was an information problem surrounding the Southport tragedy? Certain MPs suggested the police were being a bit tight-lipped about details. Like cats on a laser pointer, breakfast show hosts pounced. Everything about the pair was, 'How dare you question the authorities!' However, we all know questioning authority is supposed to be the media's primary job description It’s like what The Angry Bootneck said in his video: police do withhold info! 

The Information Dance

Here's the thing about police investigations; the transparency is like a brick wall with decent rendering and a lick of black paint. We waited ages for the full story on the Manchester Arena bombing. The Salisbury poisoning? Same deal. It's like trying to get your teenage son to explain why he has no socks anymore—you get bits and pieces, then the emerging picture makes you appreciate why people keep quiet.

The authorities have their reasons, of course they do! Legal procedures, ongoing investigations, not wanting to prejudice potential trials. On the same token, it does leave Joe Bloggs Public feeling like everythings turned into a true crime Netflix series with missing episodes.

Like a Nasty Accident at the National Break Dancing Championship

As usual, a new government comes in centre-stage bopping up and down with music, grand promises to fix everything, then discovers that running a country is a tad more awkward than their campaign leaflets said before face-planting the floor. Oh shit, indeed! They know it feels like they're expected to solve a Rubik's cube while powering a speedboat over the rapids. The PM has that startled-deer-look in his eye, he knows he's screwed.

The housing crisis is doing really well, the beached NHS continues its heroic fight against the national sense of guilty pessimism, and town centers keep promoting nostalgia for the good old days when most shops weren't charity.

The Fairness Circus

Two tier this, immigrants that. We do get annoyed when some people get more than others do, inequality is it or discrimination? I was told about English Heritage offering free memberships to some certain groups while others pay full whack—cue the inevitable arguments and tensions. It's like trying to share a pizza fairly at a party where everyone has a strong opinion about toppings.

We all want fairness, but defining what's objectively fair for everyone is like trying to nail jelly to a wall—messy and ultimately futile.

International Intrigue

Our foreign policy adventures are great, we seem lost. Britain's international affairs is like a social inadequate being asked to explain quantum physics using only emojis. The public gets simplified versions of complex situations. Our leader is like an embarrassing parent who lies through his teeth to get in with the 'cool kids'. 

Finding the Silver Lining

But here's the thing—despite all the chaos, confusion, and morning TV theatrics, Britain keeps chugging along like an octogenarian chain smoking amputee. We've survived worse times relying on our impenetrable wall of deliberate comedic humour and foolishness as well as flatulence.

Maybe the answer is to remember that democracy is a bit like a communal garden—it only works when everyone does their bit, okay, maybe that'll never happen! Simply paying attention and occasionally rolling your eyes at the absurdity of it all is as good as it gets?  

My Conclusion... 

At least it isn't boring? No? On our television screens full of negative news and silly problems, perhaps a bit of ignorance is exactly the kind of solution we need? Surely there's a lot of delightful news to be shared instead of gloom, doom and, imagine another rhyming word. Instead, play video games, walk your dog, we can't stop stupid. What sort of conclusion is this? 

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Why Would TV Bosses Support Wrong-uns?

Schofield Island: Disgraced Celebrity Victim Special

5 min read

What Can You Do These Days?

The country has taken a step toward televised celebrity redemption, an interesting turn that could save a fortune on PR. Philip Schofield's reality TV appearance follow the theme of him surviving as a survivor, an outcast. The show format raises questions about how we should handle disgraced celebrities. I mean, did his platform really serve as genuine redemption or was it simply about him having his rant after getting caught? Why did TV bosses even bother to begin with? 

The Schofield Approach

Schofield's career trajectory offers a case study, one day this will be taught in media studied to completely dumbfounded students: module F: celebrity recycling and PR. Once Schofield was a prominent breakfast television presenter, his departure from mainstream TV followed a personal scandal and genuinely seemed final! However, his exclusive reappearance on a 'survival show' was calculated.

Past Conduct Concerns

During his television career, Schofield's presenting style lost him respect. He challenged guests in quite unnecessarily confrontational ways. He led almost sadistic interviews that were uncomfortable to watch. They weren't limited to celebrities and public figures, but regular Joes alike. His approach often appeared to prioritize dramatic television, putting himself in the frame more so than sticking to quality interviewing and rapport.

The circumstances surrounding his departure from television - involved a romantic relationship with a young male, who was a teenager when he initially met Schofield. Of course it raised serious questions about power dynamics and yet again, professional conduct in the industry. As expected, Philip Schofield stressed and maintained that the relationship was legal, it was a desperate thing to witness. The significant age gap, his liars to his wife and children. His workplace environment created concern for us all, ringing unpleasant notes of the BBC and children. This all added to his clear history of condemning guests be shared across the internet shaping an algorithm, which led inflammatory accusations and anger.  

The Redemption Question

The broader issue here extends beyond one individual. How should society handle the nasty public figures? Are traditional consequences evolving into entertainment opportunities? Wouldn't that raise a few questions? Televised redemption arcs designed to trick the masses into believing a re-purposing is happening to their staff caught offending! It could be made to look like a service to justice if the right rings align. There's little to no doubt the BBC would've loved going all 'vatican rules' but, my imagination is running away with me.

Marketed favourably

The survival show format could not address the underlying issues that led to the downfall of Philip Schofield. Instead, it trivialized his misconduct because it was treated as material for entertainment! The boy/victim was not even present to share his experience! 

Moving Forward

Perhaps what's needed is a more thoughtful approach to accountability? Imagine if the entertainment industry focused on  genuine reflection, making amends to those harmed, and demonstrated real intolerance of sexual misconduct, rather than silence, going legally defensive or by seeking quick public sympathy like we have seen in the past! 

What do you think about giving disgraced celebrities a televised platform to explain themselves? Drop us a comment!