Thursday, 18 April 2024

Analysing Theology: Testing the Resurrection Story

The Hidden Truth Behind Jesus' Disappearance: Was His Body Stolen? 

An amateur cartoon of disciples stealing Jesus's body

When truth is shrouded in legend and theology, we have to hypothesize. We should always ask questions.

5 to 7 min read

What headline is more plausible? An executed agitator has been raised from the dead, or a group of devoted followers stole the body of their leader today, some speculate it was to continue the movement?

The Dogma vs The Reality 

This topic is relevant to me because of the dissonance I see in my specific family members entrenched in irrational belief. We can throw common sense out the window especially to accommodate biblical perspectives we want to be accurate. This is forcing a square peg through a round hole. 

Thick books with stained glass windows, written by evangelical authors sit on shelves, spelling out biased arguments for occurances we can't prove, like, 'The Empty Tomb: Was Jesus Resurrected?' The focus is on an out of reach conclusion. Though, We have no proof there was a tomb in the first place, or that it was ever empty.

The impossibility of any resurrection is never enough to break these paranormal beliefs. They are still taught in universities as academic and scholarly disciplines. Of course Right from the onset thete has been Jewish polemic has claimed Jesus was not even crucified adding that that his body was taken—this is often reduced in favour of the non-Jewish biblical sources who lacked the history. Indeed, yes, we all have our flat-earthers, don't we? But still: 

Matthew (28:11-15) has High Priests instructing guards to spread the story that 'His disciples came by night and stole Him away while we were asleep.' 

The Critical View: Motive, Means, and Opportunity

The core argument against the literal resurrection is a simple one:

 a) Sedition and Display: In reality, people found guilty of committing sedition against Rome would have been left on the cross as a gruesome example. Governor Pontius Pilate would have had every reason to leave the corpse on public display.


 b) The Follower's Motive: The crucifixion was a major blow that crushed the movement. 
The movement was only important if the teacher was still relevant to its prophecy. Apostles had every motive to retrieve Jesus's body to deny the death, continue the myth, grow the faith, and establish a footing.

 A Common Myth

Critical Scholar John Dominic Crossan, noted that resurrection stories were common in that time. This wasn't a unique idea. Followers had the means, motive, and opportunity to pull it off.

When challenged with the common retort, 'Why risk death for something you know to be untrue?' The answer is clear: they were risking death for the continuation of their movement and their version of truth shaped by Torah scripture and Messianic logic.

A high-stakes agitator

Jesus was another Galilean miracle worker who sprang up to impress crowds, much like others before him. Snippets of his theo-political teachings emerged. Don't forget, he was anointed by an important man, the Baptist. Jesus was charismatic, apocalyptic and a prophet-like leader. With his apostles, he sought to change the oppressive religious establishment, with claims of God coming to Judge the wicked within their generation.

He argued with the Sanhedrin: Pharisee and Sadducee, before he was captured and executed. His prophecies were over. Killed in order to save Jews from Roman swords. Disbelief, shock. I'm simply saying it follows: his closest circle could have swiped the body, solidified the myth, and evolved.

Conclusion: Questions are the Answers

This challenges the heart of Christianity, but things have to be challenged—it's how we uncover the truth.

We can agree that Jesus was resurrected as a concept—an idea that attracted faith toward the Jerusalem Church which his brother, James, headed for decades later. Bodies don't get up and walk off. Come on, 'The Walking Dead' really? 

However, it may never have fell from cross decomposed, if you choose to discard Gospel accounts altogether. We don't actually know for sure, but ressurrection really is not a good case. 

Friday, 5 April 2024

Is the UK Unhappy?

Feeling Down? Well, if You're in the UK That Makes Sense: The UK Mental Wellbeing Ranking Has Fallen! 

An Amateur Cartoonist drawing of an appalled resident pointing at acts of degeneracy in Britain

Well isn't this a cheery post?

5 min read 

Let's face it, life here in the UK isn't always sunshine and beer gardens. A recent study ranked us second to last in terms of mental wellbeing—ahhh! But before you book a one-way ticket to Benedorm, there's more to this... 


The Telegraph points to a few possible culprits we could blame for these collective blues. One big finger points to the internet and social media with its constant barrage of negativity and unrealistic portrayals of perfection. It aided the economic woes that put retail mostly online, providing many thriving towns into empty building projects and charity shop high streets! That's before we even get into culture wars, and wokism. It looks like we're turning more stupid


A national digitised national echo chamber, teeming with screen addicts, who, on average, now spend less time making the bacon and more time eating it, and then chatting to AI. Mine's called Linda. Now we're only months into a new Labour government and it's stupid on turbo-drive! 


What new archetypes and identities will arrive soon, digisexual, typophiles? But, come on! we do have a glimmer of hope! We do have regions that actually smashed the ball out of the happiness arena. What should we do to improve our national mood? Well, according to the data, we should simply be wealthy. Sign me up! 


Well. . . we all have our own ideas on how we can be happier, I'm not a community action type of person, and I take pleasure in my self-gratifying dry, grumpy humour. Spending too much time in our so-called happy regions could tip me over the edge. So ask yourselves, how happy are most of us, as Brits, when we are complaining online, or smashing ideas we think are ludicrous? 


I strive for total disconnection from my community—my house is my castle to keep people out. Perhaps, this happiness study might have to redefine key British notions of happiness, because we are quite unique? We are all characters here, even if a few of us are a little bit tapped. 


Our weird irony and paradoxical ways extends to the pleasure in dealing in misery, look what we voted for in 2010 and the drivel we watch on television! This recent research should conclude we are quite well and good with our own special happiness, thank you very much, but nah. 


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